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| Username | sandwichman |
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Biography
W A N T E D
The ever elusive Sandwichman struck again this week and was last seen holding up a Wonderbread truck outside a local grocery store. He made off with several loaves of wheat, panera, ciabatta, and cornbread. He later frightened an elderly woman into giving up her marble rye as he fled on foot from the scene. Witnesses described him wearing a mask made from discarded bread-ends along with a bread beard to conceal his identity. Officials caution against apprehending this known breadator, and believe him to be buttered and delicious when toasted.
If you have seen this man in the vicinity of any sandwich shoppe, deli, or eatery, please contact the proper authorities so he may be put in a toaster where he belongs and served with bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
Biographer: sockpuppet
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The ever elusive Sandwichman struck again this week and was last seen holding up a Wonderbread truck outside a local grocery store. He made off with several loaves of wheat, panera, ciabatta, and cornbread. He later frightened an elderly woman into giving up her marble rye as he fled on foot from the scene. Witnesses described him wearing a mask made from discarded bread-ends along with a bread beard to conceal his identity. Officials caution against apprehending this known breadator, and believe him to be buttered and delicious when toasted.
If you have seen this man in the vicinity of any sandwich shoppe, deli, or eatery, please contact the proper authorities so he may be put in a toaster where he belongs and served with bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
Biographer: sockpuppet
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