Profile for skarcher (1838)
Personal Information
| Username | skarcher |
| Comments Posted | 7555 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 64 |
| Total Tags Entered | 2170 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
The Skarcher is the reanimated remains of a fallen Archer from the medieval era that was cast into the Flames of the Inquisition for bedding an adulterous Witch. As they both perished within the fires while lashed to the Stake, her last words were, "... Revenge my Love, will set you free... "
As the embers smoldered, a charred and ghastly figure arose the next morning to the sounds of his once Beloved woodland home. A ghostly light peered from his blackened and scorched remains as he grabbed his bow from what should have been his pyre.
The sunlight cast its beams upon him through the dappeled light, as he began his long journey down the dusty trails...
...No longer a Man, but a Skarcher .
Biographer: sockpuppet
Recent Comments
- Christian right leaders deeply troubled by the growing Tea Party movement
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- It comes.......
- Christian repression of sexuality claims another victim. Yay religion!
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- HOLY SHIT! A star with half the mass of the Sun is heading directly towards the Solar System. New data gives it an 86% of collision. DUCK AND COVER!
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- This is why polyamory is always a bad idea. Man walks in on his 51 yr old girlfriend having a 3some, kills her and the men and carves up their bodies
- Thought Genocide.
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- "Of the 97 bills Kucinich has sponsored since taking office in 1997, only three have become law."
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- Advertisers don't like that shit.
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- I'd invert it
- Grahams Number. A number so vast that it holds the record for the largest number ever used in a serious mathematical proof.
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- What's the deal with NSFW submissions vs. SFW submissions?
- Two daughters made pregnant 18 times by their abusive father have received an apology from the authorities who failed to protect them
- How to be Popular on bN: a New User’s Guide.
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- Harry Reid is 'putting' 'fake' tea baggers into elections to siphon votes from the GOP. The foil does nothing.