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| Username | skarcher |
| Comments Posted | 8102 |
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Biography
The Skarcher is the reanimated remains of a fallen Archer from the medieval era that was cast into the Flames of the Inquisition for bedding an adulterous Witch. As they both perished within the fires while lashed to the Stake, her last words were, "... Revenge my Love, will set you free... "
As the embers smoldered, a charred and ghastly figure arose the next morning to the sounds of his once Beloved woodland home. A ghostly light peered from his blackened and scorched remains as he grabbed his bow from what should have been his pyre.
The sunlight cast its beams upon him through the dappeled light, as he began his long journey down the dusty trails...
...No longer a Man, but a Skarcher .
Biographer: sockpuppet
Extended Biography
Recent Comments
- Get ready for even more crazy from Alaska
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- Android kicks ass!
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- Glenn Beck promotes a false gospel. However, many of his political ideas can help America. … Mormonism is not a Christian denomination but a cult of Christianity. … Many endorse false gospels including Mormonism.
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