Profile for swami-on-rye (192)
Personal Information
| Username | swami-on-rye |
| Comments Posted | 5311 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 10 |
| Total Tags Entered | 360 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
| Rejected Stories | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
Her idea of romance is flowers, candles, soft music, massage oil.
My idea of romance is 69 followed by reverse cowgirl.
We laugh at each other's ideas -- hers are cliche, mine are thousands of miles away from what might be called 'typical' -- but we both indulge each other.
--Stop reading if your ideas are more of the 'white bread' variety--
NSFW addendum example of one of the most romantic things she ever did for me, and what makes me post this anon: I bought her a Diva cup and she wore it during her period. One day we came home (this was planned), stripped, I lay down on the bathroom floor, she hovered over me, and popped out the cup, neatly pouring all of the warm blood into my mouth. I didn't swallow (blood will upset your stomach) but afterward, spat, performed prolonged oral on her, then fucked her mercilessly. That was easily one of the most romantic things she ever did. She doesn't wear the cup due to inconvenience now, but it still makes me a little tenderhearted thinking about it.
Biographer: vin diesel
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My idea of romance is 69 followed by reverse cowgirl.
We laugh at each other's ideas -- hers are cliche, mine are thousands of miles away from what might be called 'typical' -- but we both indulge each other.
--Stop reading if your ideas are more of the 'white bread' variety--
NSFW addendum example of one of the most romantic things she ever did for me, and what makes me post this anon: I bought her a Diva cup and she wore it during her period. One day we came home (this was planned), stripped, I lay down on the bathroom floor, she hovered over me, and popped out the cup, neatly pouring all of the warm blood into my mouth. I didn't swallow (blood will upset your stomach) but afterward, spat, performed prolonged oral on her, then fucked her mercilessly. That was easily one of the most romantic things she ever did. She doesn't wear the cup due to inconvenience now, but it still makes me a little tenderhearted thinking about it.
Biographer: vin diesel
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