Profile for totalsecurity (1281)

totalsecurity is an Alaskan male, a self-employed exploration geologist specializing in searching for precious metals and gemstones in hard-to-get-to places. He is also developing his own gold mine, among other things.

It has been brought to my attention that if he were stuck in the arctic wilderness, he would want to bring a knife, a firestarter, a steel cup, and a sleeping bag. If he were stuck in the desert wilderness, he would want to bring a knife, a sheet of plastic, plastic tubing, and a blanket. If he were stuck in a tropical wilderness, he would want to bring a knife, a firestarter, a steel cup, and a first aid kit. If he were stuck in the woodlands, he would want to bring a knife, a firestarter, a steel cup, and a blanket.

What can be derived from this information? He likes knives, he likes to start fires, and he likes to drink out of steel cups. The geologist profession is likely a front, as he's probably a murderer/arsonist/blood drinker. Either that, or he's just a wilderness survival freak who you're going to hear about in the news one day after he starts a firefight with ATF agents or something.

Biographer: elchip