Profile for twitch osx (948)
Personal Information
| Username | twitch osx |
| Comments Posted | 20737 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 94 |
| Total Tags Entered | 2477 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
| Rejected Stories | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
| Rejected Alt Headlines | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
| Rejected Discussions | not implemented |
| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
I don't know why this poor soul uses twitch osx as his name. It should be twitch sex .
He is a very kind contributor to NSFW threads, and may just interject that hot French reporter into random threads. Needless to say, he's a hit on bN.
I don't really think there's anything else important about him.
Biographer: fuckyou on 2007-05-30 17:32:58
Twitch osx is a man who likes Melissa Theuriau. Well, that's pretty much the most important thing for you to know.
Biographer: thebugman on 2007-05-30 17:36:27
"In fact, I'd drag my balls through 100ft of broken glass just to suck the dick..."
Biographer: grahams on 2007-05-30 17:50:46
twitch osx posts lots of the pretty naked ladies to seemingly unrelated threads. Some bNers think the girls have big pussies but I kind of like them a little puffy. I never remember to thank twitch for making it so I can look at the naked girls without having the 1000 popup windows come up and make me have to click each one out, which can take up to three hours as you can well imagine.
also I think he likes Apples.
Biographer: royaldutchofdukes on 2007-05-30 17:52:26
He would hit it. He would hit it 9 times. He would hit is like the fist of an angry god. My dear, he would go Klingon on that ass.
In fact, he would drag his balls through 100ft of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.
Biographer: atario on 2007-05-30 18:34:51
You want boobs?
You go to twitch
You want vagoo?
You go to twitch
You want that strange picture of the Olsen twins downing margaritas while being dry humped by rainbow farting dwarves intent on selling you a new mortgage at low low prices while their silhouetted cousins dance the forbidden love dance to nude images of that kid from Harry Potter?
No, you don't bother twitch with that. Don't bother anyone with that... sicko...
Biographer: brewer on 2007-05-30 18:45:18
There are guys with low Testosterone, and there are guys with high Testosterone. The latter dig chicks and make no apologies for it. twitch osx is one such fellow, a suave motherfucker who will liberally sprinkle blonde and brunette T&A throughout threads, to the joy of heterosexual males who are into young gals (and the eternal vexation of gents like me who prefer the 40+ MILFs).
When he drops by and it's a NSFW thread, watch out ... you might only be a handful of posts away from seeing a woman as only her gynecologist would see her, courtesy of one of bN's favorite poon hounds, twitch osx .
Biographer: swami-on-rye on 2007-05-30 20:15:15
In fact, I'd drag my balls through 100ft of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.
he was referring to a pole vaulter, not rosie odonell.
Biographer: mike_bolton on 2007-05-30 21:52:17
Biographer: swami-on-rye
If you were logged in you could write a bio for this user.
He is a very kind contributor to NSFW threads, and may just interject that hot French reporter into random threads. Needless to say, he's a hit on bN.
I don't really think there's anything else important about him.
Biographer: fuckyou on 2007-05-30 17:32:58
Twitch osx is a man who likes Melissa Theuriau. Well, that's pretty much the most important thing for you to know.
Biographer: thebugman on 2007-05-30 17:36:27
"In fact, I'd drag my balls through 100ft of broken glass just to suck the dick..."
Biographer: grahams on 2007-05-30 17:50:46
twitch osx posts lots of the pretty naked ladies to seemingly unrelated threads. Some bNers think the girls have big pussies but I kind of like them a little puffy. I never remember to thank twitch for making it so I can look at the naked girls without having the 1000 popup windows come up and make me have to click each one out, which can take up to three hours as you can well imagine.
also I think he likes Apples.
Biographer: royaldutchofdukes on 2007-05-30 17:52:26
He would hit it. He would hit it 9 times. He would hit is like the fist of an angry god. My dear, he would go Klingon on that ass.
In fact, he would drag his balls through 100ft of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.
Biographer: atario on 2007-05-30 18:34:51
You want boobs?
You go to twitch
You want vagoo?
You go to twitch
You want that strange picture of the Olsen twins downing margaritas while being dry humped by rainbow farting dwarves intent on selling you a new mortgage at low low prices while their silhouetted cousins dance the forbidden love dance to nude images of that kid from Harry Potter?
No, you don't bother twitch with that. Don't bother anyone with that... sicko...
Biographer: brewer on 2007-05-30 18:45:18
There are guys with low Testosterone, and there are guys with high Testosterone. The latter dig chicks and make no apologies for it. twitch osx is one such fellow, a suave motherfucker who will liberally sprinkle blonde and brunette T&A throughout threads, to the joy of heterosexual males who are into young gals (and the eternal vexation of gents like me who prefer the 40+ MILFs).
When he drops by and it's a NSFW thread, watch out ... you might only be a handful of posts away from seeing a woman as only her gynecologist would see her, courtesy of one of bN's favorite poon hounds, twitch osx .
Biographer: swami-on-rye on 2007-05-30 20:15:15
In fact, I'd drag my balls through 100ft of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.
he was referring to a pole vaulter, not rosie odonell.
Biographer: mike_bolton on 2007-05-30 21:52:17
Biographer: swami-on-rye
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