Profile for zylon (916)
Personal Information
| Username | zylon |
| Comments Posted | 5922 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 62 |
| Total Tags Entered | 3008 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.223177 What is this? |
Biography
If you were logged in you could write a bio for this user.Recent Comments
- Our bodies are actually designed for alcohol consumption, with portions of our livers specifically designated for metabolizing alcohol. Suck it mutilato
- TRON Legacy actual holy shit hi-res trailer
- 5 People Who Changed the World From Inside of Prison
- The cost of growing up on porn
- Trading in a high-maintenance MILF for hot piece of jailbait: it's not just for old rich dudes anymore
- Sick sad world
- Almost 100 celebrity nipples (potentially NSFW, but you would have to look close to see the nipples)
- The next Rickroll
- Today's deadly sin: Lust
- 12 biggest ripoffs in America
- More superb tit science: curvy women act like a drug upon men's brains. Link SFW, thread NSFW for any posted examples
- There are tanks all over the forest, abandoned. If you need one, come and get it
- When you think "violent drug ring boss" you generally don't think "OMG WHAT A CUTIE ^-^"
- Warning: eating whale cancer may cause night vision
- Something NSFW to start off your Saturday morning. ^_^
- Jenny McCarthy still not backing down off her glorious failure, despite her son not actually having autism
- "Hey let's make up an imaginary teenager and tell parents that porn can KILL." Seriously the author of this bullshit needs to DIAF.
- “Movie studios are still as arrogant as the music moguls were before digital downloads and piracy destroyed them. The only thing that’s protecting the movie studios now is file size.”
- Pimp my tech chamber
- Don't talk shit about Total!
- So, who else here wants to kill themselves?
- America: Laziest Country on Earth
- Boobs jiggling in slow motion. Kinda hypnotic.
- What's in your fridge?
- How's your weekend going so far? Sum it up in exactly three words.
- Does the world still need a Superman?
- Problem: The deaf can't hear things like smoke alarms. Solution: Wasabi spraying scent alarms
- My mom
- Windows 7 Pro
- Have a problem with cats jumping on your counters? Worry no more!
- Every single teenager should be required to read this book.
- Is Spock a self-hating Vulcan? Does that explain why he didn't try to save Vulcan?
- ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
- Lay down the law with a shotgun revolver
- Women in Sports: 18 Camel Toes